I have a new cardigan but I don't like it one bit, it's all old fashioned with ugly buttons and weird shaped sleeves, and not nearly pink enough for me!
I have a brilliant idea of what to do with it though, I take it off and squat right over it before letting out a golden stream of pee all over the cardigan! Then I mop up all the pee drops with it and show you how I've ruined it! See the pee all over the fabric and watch as it soaks in