I am your hairdresser and I haven't seen you in weeks, you missed your monthly trim and you walk in to my salon with your tail between your legs. I can see you have had your hair cut by someone else and I am furious, how dare you go to someone else? Only I cut your hair! It looks terrible because this other woman has cut it, and you know you have done wrong.
I cannot stand the thought of another woman styling and cutting your hair, so put a cape around your shoulders, grab my clippers and shave the whole lot off. You will need to see me every fortnight until we grow it back to it's orig... Show more