This year, your master and I had a wonderful idea: we want to include you in our Christmas celebration! Christmas is all about giving, so we know you're going to be super excited to give to us! We want you to stop by Christmas Eve and make us dinner. Then, you're going to make us cookies and give us our presents (obviously several each, and they better be good ones). We won't be giving you anything....serving us is a gift in and of itself. We think the fact that we associate with a loser cuck like you is very charitable! Purchase to see what else lays in store for your Christmas Eve.