Induction, blank stares, zombie walking, sexy dance, strip tease, mantra (Yes, Master), Topless, Chicken Mimicry, Pee Pee Dance, Serial Recruitment

When I heard that there was a hot new girl on campus, I knew just what I had to do. I lured Vonka to my office with the promise of extra credits towards her degree...that always gets these girls. She showed up ready to do whatever was required to help her graduate a semester early.

The good news is that she'll barely even remember the hard work I have her do. The good news is that I quickly used my patented bi-aural tones to d... Show more