People laugh at small dicks. They think it's funny when a small penis loser wants to fuck. They mock them, humiliate them. That's just mean. Small dicks aren't useless! There are plenty of uses for a tiny penis. Like cleaning my house! Or wiping my boots. Sure, I'd never fuck one, that would be ridiculous! But I can find plenty of things for wimp dicks to do. And spanking a small cock is almost as funny as watching one try and fuck!