Can you believe this weather we've been having? If it's not raining it's snowing. I've been wearing these boots every day and now they're starting to smell. Plus they are so filthy! How am I ever going to get them clean? Oh,wait I'm a hot Goddess with a stable of slaves desperate to do my bidding. I don't have to do anything but kick my feet up and snap my fingers if I want something done. Well, these muddy boots aren't going to clean themselves. Over here, beta bitch, Open your mouth. I have a job for you to do!