I love fuzzy socks- they're so comfy cozy, but more importantly they make my feet SO stinky and sweaty. Think about it... thick, insulating fabric.. the heat turned up in my house... AND lounging next to a space heater while I work.. it's the perfect recipe for my feet to get sweaty and stinky. All that moisture and funk trapped in the pillowy wrinkles in my soles, the fat toe pads under my toes, between my long toes... you can just imagine how it would smell to peel those socks off my feet. That stink would hit your nose the second my bare heel is revealed. I'd even say you could smell the...

I love fuzzy socks- they're so comfy cozy, but more importantly they make my feet SO stinky and sweaty. Think about it... thick, insulating fabric.. the heat turned up in my house... AND lounging next to a space heater while I work.. it's the perfect recipe for my feet to get sweaty and stinky. All that moisture and funk trapped in the pillowy wrinkles in my soles, the fat toe pads under my toes, between my long toes... you can just imagine how it would smell to peel those socks off my feet. That stink would hit your nose the second my bare heel is revealed. I'd even say you could smell the funk right through the sock!
Lucky for you, I had been wearing these fuzzy socks all day and I could feel the sweat in between my toes while wiggling them against the fabric. I swear I could even catch whiffs of cheese whenever I moved my feet. Perfect... I put my socked feet right in your face and tease the fuck out of you as I slowly peel the socks from my feet and smell them as I do. I finally pop the sock from the tips of my cheesy sweaty toes to reveal my pink and white tipped pedicure, and I can hardly wait to press my toes against my nostrils and inhale deeply... and to press them against your face to share my cheesy smell and sweat with you.
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