Have you ever been on a date, and the girl just kept on FARTING? At first, you're thinking "No way, that can't be her"! And you try to sit close to hercuz you are on a date. But it *IS* her !! And you don't want her to stand up, because the seat of the couch is the only thing protecting the rest of the room from the smell of rotten eggs, but... SHE JUST KEEPS ON FARTING~!

Have you ever been on a date, and the girl just kept on FARTING? At first, you're thinking "No way, that can't be her"! And you try to sit close to hercuz you are on a date. But it *IS* her !! And you don't want her to stand up, because the seat of the couch is the only thing protecting the rest of the room from the smell of rotten eggs, but... SHE JUST KEEPS ON FARTING~!