Are you trying to wank your willy to me already? Are you kidding me? I know I'm hot and everything, but c'mon. You look ridiculous. You look so stupid when you touch yourself. I can only imagine how silly you look when you cum. Put that cock away. I will never understand male genitalia. Its SO ugly, and you guys look hideous when you masturbate. Like THIS! Does this look attractive, when I mock you? This is exactly what you look like when you jerk off. Its not sexy. Its awkward. No one wants to see that. Its no wonder you don't have a sex life.