You thought I wouldn't notice you, huh? The pervy neighbor next door. I notice you every single time I go outside barefoot. Is this what you want? These bare feet right here? Ugh, you pervert! I can't even go to the mailbox without seeing you pop a boner. I can't do anything without getting you off. You know what? I'll give you what you want. I'll give you more than you bargained for. I'm going to smother you with my feet until I don't have to deal with you anymore. These meaty soles are going to be the last thing you see!