Hey Coach! Okay, you caught me. I was sneaking a smoke. You're not going to tell anyone, right? Because if you run your mouth, I'll have to tattle on YOU. Yeah, I bet folks would be real interested to hear how you perv on me. How you "accidentally" touch me all the time. Aww, does it bother you when I blow big smoke clouds in your face? HAHA. Maybe I should make you start buying my cigarettes from now on. You can be my ashtray. Does that gross you out? Do you not like the smell of my cigs? Smoke this butt, or I'm going to tell everyone what a nasty pervert you are!