Hey there! I heard you were a virgin. Let me tell ya something. Its going to be brutally honest. You should really just stop trying to get laid. Its not gonna happen. Give up. You have plenty of time to just sit and stroke your cock to me instead. Nobody's gonna put as much effort into your orgasm as you can. Might as well sit at home, following my instructions and jerking off to me. I don't know if you've even done THIS before. You're going to need me to give you masturbation instructions, aren't you? I've never even TALKED to a virgin before. You're like a unicorn. A unicorn loser! Let's ... Show more