My skinny friends me into working out with them tonight, they said they want me to be healthier, but I just don't. I love my fat, squishy body so when I got home I made a giant bowl of popcorn and melted 2 sticks of butter and poured on the seasoned salt and sat down in my bed in my tank top and short shorts and just stuffed my face with buttery goodness. I only had diet mountain dew on hand because my friends dumped out all my real stuff, but I guzzled 2 cans and finally couldn't eat or drink anymore and pulled up my shirt to rub my big, soft, squishy belly.