Loretta and I are out and about in Glen Burnie MD when we hit our favorite diner. Honey Bee Diner has amazing food, but anyone who's eaten there also knows that their food gives you immediate butt bursts! Those fart fireworks quickly turned into #2 and had me running to the restroom to release the demons! I ran to the bathroom, found the nearest stall and quickly set up the camera, pulled down my pants and plopped my fat ass on the seat! OMG... that was a close call!

Loretta and I are out and about in Glen Burnie MD when we hit our favorite diner. Honey Bee Diner has amazing food, but anyone who's eaten there also knows that their food gives you immediate butt bursts! Those fart fireworks quickly turned into #2 and had me running to the restroom to release the demons! I ran to the bathroom, found the nearest stall and quickly set up the camera, pulled down my pants and plopped my fat ass on the seat! OMG... that was a close call!