I was feeling absolutely ravenous, so I decided to get a MASSIVE takeaway and stuff loads of food.
I wanted to be as greedy as possible, so that my belly was so swollen and tight, so that it felt painful to breathe! I wanted to lay about and rub my ballooning belly on my bed like a beached whale. However, even though McDonald’s was only a 3 minute walk, it was just too far for this lazy fatty!! I couldn’t even muster the energy to get up from my bed! I decided I would take this opportunity to get it delivered to me instead! On arrival the delivery guy was so shocked at how close I was,... Show more