I cannot believe it. My FAT arse broke a chair! I have broken a lot of furniture throughout the years & it never ceases to excite me. I absolutely LOVE it! Knowing that the destruction is down to my out of control, greedy & gluttonous habits. This growing pig is only going to become much FATTER & think how many more things I will outgrow & break in the future! I hope I will have to replace my entire house.

I cannot believe it. My FAT arse broke a chair! I have broken a lot of furniture throughout the years & it never ceases to excite me. I absolutely LOVE it! Knowing that the destruction is down to my out of control, greedy & gluttonous habits. This growing pig is only going to become much FATTER & think how many more things I will outgrow & break in the future! I hope I will have to replace my entire house.