You'd just started seeing a new girl, plump and perky, always encouraging you to have all the foods you shouldn't - and you were smitten - but maybe you shouldn't have admitted that you're getting tired of everything that comes with being an athlete...

When you wake up in her bedroom, a bag being pulled off from over your head as she describes the massive, fattening plans she has in store for your muscular waistline. Tying you up before making you eat sweet junk food, she explains how she'll be programming you to crave the fat life long after she's done with you.

Finally, ... Show more