Give it up, piggy. It doesn't matter what your weight is, or if you're still in denial... There is a big, slobby pig inside of you, desparate to break out and eat with wild abandon. You crave a life of huge stuffings, lazy days beached on the couch, and saying yes to every single thing offered to you. Not a life of diets or painful workouts! Embrace it, fatty, the idea of blimping up and letting go of all self control is what turns you on more than anything.