You find your fat wife smirking on the bedroom floor. You think she's forgotten your anniversary, but she giggles and shows you the cake, whipped cream, and chocolate syrup she has sitting beside her. She knows you love watching her get her rolls and curves messy with food. Aren't you glad she's got more to cover this year?

She asks you what you want her to do with the cake. Eat it? Hmmm, too cliche. She shakes her head and says she's going to SIT on it and get it ALL over herself while you watch. And then she's going to cover herself in chocolate syrup and whipped cream and give y... Show more