We are on a first date that we organised through Tinder, you arrive late and are sitting across the table from me. I have already had a drink while waiting for you and when you arrive I start telling you about what I really use Tinder for, to find dates to eat! I tell you I have already had a date for breakfast and another for lunch but I am still sooo hungry. I start leaning in just to kiss you but before you know it I have swallowed you whole and you are inside my huge stomach! You make my belly look so round and monstrous and I can't stop burping so loudly, my gut is moving around violen...

We are on a first date that we organised through Tinder, you arrive late and are sitting across the table from me. I have already had a drink while waiting for you and when you arrive I start telling you about what I really use Tinder for, to find dates to eat! I tell you I have already had a date for breakfast and another for lunch but I am still sooo hungry. I start leaning in just to kiss you but before you know it I have swallowed you whole and you are inside my huge stomach! You make my belly look so round and monstrous and I can't stop burping so loudly, my gut is moving around violently, you struggle so much before finally being digested!