Well, a little someone (or big as the case may be), has been found out by HR. That is correct, HR has discovered that you are not masturbating enough, and when you do, you are just not doing it alignment with core company values....So...you have been sent up to your Boss's, Boss's office...for a little one on one "training". That's right, it might take some time, but we will get you realigned with company values. So you heard me, let's get straight to brass tax here...this is the first meeting of many. Get comfortable, put your phone on silent, so we will not be disturbed, and grab your pre... Show more