Come here and sit down. We need to talk! So how do you feel about me getting the job you wanted? I know how much you wanted it, how many asses you were kissing to get it ... And now I am your boss! And you are my subordinate. And from now on the only ass you will be kissing will be my ass. Literally! If you want to keep working here, you will be my ass kisser, my ass licker and more. Basically, I will train you to be my toilet slave. Now listen carefully to what your duties will be!