We both know you are a loser. But I want you to become my biggest loser! I want you to devote your entire life to me. Serving me, worshipping me, constantly jerking your pathetic life away, repeating your loser mantras ... and entertaining me! Yes, every day of your life will be focused on me because every day you will do a humiliating task for me to remind yourself who you are a who you belong to. So get on your knees, loser, and prick up your ears because I will tell you exactly how you are going to become my biggest loser! You are welcome!