You are such a disgusting porn addict. But you are so lucky to have me because I will help you cure your addiction. I will help you get rid of this nasty habit. I will make you a free man again. And I will do this through making you masturbate in a certain way. Every time you watch a porn you will follow my instructions. Actually, let's try it right now. You will need: a bowl with water and ice and some hot or spicy gel or sauce. Get it, play some porn, follow my guidance and re-educate yourself to become an addiction- free man again. You can thank me later!