You are so lucky, loser. Why? Because I am here, ready to give you some very humiliating tasks. Because I will let you have fun in the safety of your home. You need: a red lipstick, full jar of jam (or mayonaise or yogurt), one condom and a toothbrush. That's it, easy. And then all you need to do is to follow my instructions and have fun. Haha, I wish I could see you performing the tasks:D