So you want to be my personal assistent? Do you know my reputation? Hmm, I must say you have some balls to want to work for me. I must tell you something about me. When I get angry or when I am stressed out, I need to kick, slap or punch someone's balls. And that's why I want my assistent to be a man. Can you bear the pain? Let's try! Pull your pants down, take the ruler and follow my painful instructions. If you pass this test, you will become my assistent. So do you best! You know what a prestigious and well paid job this is.