Do you want to jerk off, wanker? You can, but you can't use your hands. You can't touch your cock at all. Take something soft and dry, like a small pillow, wrap it around your cock as if it was my pussy, and stroke according to my instructions. I am sure you will love fucking and stroking with the pillow so much that you will cum on my countdown at the end of your session;) Like a good wanker should, haha!