So you want to be a sperm donor? First you have to take your pants off and I will check your balls. Then we have to do a sperm quality test. Its a very special and unusual test but trust me, we need it. Here I have 2 bowls, one with very cold water and one with very warm water. First you will dip your balls into the cold water and you have to measure the time, how long you can keep them inside. Right after that you have to dip them into the hot water to get the right consistency of your sperm. And then you have to stroke for the number of minutes you measured before. I will come in for the las... Show more