You have a small banana between your legs. Very small. That's a fact. Basically you are this small-dick-beta-male-loser. And it will never change. So you better get used to it and to the humiliation that comes with being so inadequate as a man. Oh, you like the humiliation part? Perfect! Because I have a task for you. Task that is perfect for your small dick. Task that will make you realize who you really are. Just follow my instructions, loser, and show me your true self. Haha!