Request: You have just found me, a tiny man, wandering in your house. Much to my dismay, you're quite hungry and was looking for something to eat. Now that you've found me, you inform me that I am now on the menu. You describe what it will be like in your mouth and how it will feel to be swallowed alive and whole. You tell me how I'll probably struggle and attempt to hang on to your uvula before you gulp me down. You bring me in close and instruct me to smell your breath a few times and ask me if I like it. Assume I say no and then tell me I better get used to it. Proceed to show off your ... Show more