I love money! I love counting it and feeling it in my hands, I even like the smell of it. I have been thinking - I am giving you so much pleasure and what do I get from you? ... You know what I want - I want your money, your financial servitude. And if you can't give it to me then you are completely worthless and useless to me! I don't care about you, I only want your money. I don't really need it, but I want it! I want you to be my money slave. So stop being a loser and start serving me today!