People like rituals. But you are not an ordinary man. You are a pervert with a very specific need. Need to drink wee-wee and taste the stinky chocolate. Isn't is so? So I came up with a special morning ritual just for you. Every morning you will remind yourself what a dirty loser, nasty pervert you are. Every morning for the rest of your pathetic life. After all, it's a ritual, it's ment to be done daily. Don't worry, it's easy to do and I am sure you will love your mornings;)