Darling, I have to tell you something that you won't like. Your breath stinks like hell. So I can't kiss you anymore and I don't wanna have sex with you either. But I have a good news for you as well - here is your new lover - dirty toilet brush! Now I will tell you how to use it and you will not only kiss it. I have more exciting instructions for you. This dirty brush will become your full-fledged lover. Listen well!