Do you have a sweet tooth? Then I have something sweet and special for you. First you have to make a thick custard into a tall glass (or buy one). If you have a small dick, some shallow bowl will be enough for you, hahaha. Let it cool down, but not too much, it should be still warm... like a woman's pussy. You dont get any pussy anyway, so at least you can feel how it would be to fuck a woman :D And then I will show you how to fuck... the custard! I am sure it wont take you long to cum in it, especially when I give you a countdown. And then your sweet moment comes..... Enjoy, wanker!