I know all about the likes of pathetic worms like you. I explain that you have no real friends, no hope of being loved, and pretty much FAIL at life. You feel like an empty vessel and it seems like a hopeless situation. However, your one saving grace is opening up your bank account to serve me. You will only feel happy when I am happy and will do anything to please me. Basically I'm doing a huge favour by spending all your money! So hurry up and tribute piggie.