You don't get to the glorious size of 400lbs without knowing a thing or two about greed. I have a pathological need for more and that is what I demand from my loyal pets. More, more and more. So be a good pet and give me more; more of your time, more of your devotion, more worship again and again and again. Don't stop. Never stop, just serve me day and night and feed ALL my greedy desires.

You don't get to the glorious size of 400lbs without knowing a thing or two about greed. I have a pathological need for more and that is what I demand from my loyal pets. More, more and more. So be a good pet and give me more; more of your time, more of your devotion, more worship again and again and again. Don't stop. Never stop, just serve me day and night and feed ALL my greedy desires.