Your step-mother-in-law called the office to explain her perdicament. Ever since she caught you jerking your micro penis and had to slap you because you wouldn't stop, you have been sending her pictures of your pathetic dickie via your work email. I investigated and confirmed her claim but i'm not going to fire you. It's so much worse than that. She's coming here to confront you and punish you once and for all. You'll probably get off on it because you're disgusting. You get excited about her big red hand coming for your buttocks.