We just got the news that our company are laying off half of the staff. Luckily I have a great idea.

Did you know you can't make someone redundant when they're pregnant?

Well, what if we went on Maternity too!
You have 8 weeks to knock me up. We're already dating, and we'd probably do this eventually anyway, so what do you think?

Want to raw fuck me and give me all your fertile sperm? Oh Joseph! Cum in me!

With use of the name Joseph throughout.