You're about ten minutes away from the most embarrassing moment of your life!" Would you mind signing a waiver? I'm going to hurt you *a lot*, and *slowly*. This is going to be 10 minutes of the most excruciating pain you're likely to ever experience. This will hurt you *a lot* more than it hurts me. Say goodnight motherfucker. You are about to make noises you probably thought the human body was incapable of making. You are about to hurt real bad, my friend. Stand still, or this is going to be much more painful than it has to be. I'm gonna open me up a can of whupass, and take a big fuckin'... Show more