What is an incel? Well, Urban Dictionary defines it as a person who is not in a relationship nor has had sex in a significant amount of time, despite numerous attempts. Wait, that's pretty much you!!!! HAHAHA And why are you an incel and not an Alpha? Well, because you have a tiny little penis that women like me do not want. The only type of men that get to take hot women like me home on the weekends are Alphas with big huge cocks. Little penises like you get to go home all alone and jerk off to woman like me getting fucked by big dick Alphas so therefore you DO NOT HAVE SEX and that makes ... Show more