I couldn't believe my eyes when I answered the door and saw this fucking Mormon standing there on his dam bicycle wearing his stupid white shirt and tie. Luckily for him I wasn't doing much of anything so I invited him in to hear what he had to say. Within minutes I remembered why I never let these morons in, they have absolutely nothing interesting to say so I decided to make things interesting for him. I started asking him is he ever goes home and jerks off as he remembers all the hot housewives that slammed the door on his face throughout the day. I asked him if he was into swinging and thr... Show more