I just noticed your wife driving off so I hope this isn't a bad time for me to come visit you and introduce myself. Welcome to Texas I know you two are new to the neighborhood and to the state. I couldn't help but notice that your wife was wearing sweats and tennis shoes when she left, where was she going dressed like that? I can't believe someone as handsome as yourself would be married to someone that leaves the house dressed that way. I am ALWAYS dressed this way and I am here to show you why all 10 of our surrounding neighbors are newly single. They were all married just like you are when ... Show more