You are here because your friends told you what a nice ass I have and how you should come over and see it, but frankly, I am sick and tired of you and your friends bothering me and always checking out my ass. Let me show you exactly what I have done with the last three friends of yours that showed up at my door to "check out my ass." If you come around ONE MORE TIME, I am going to shrink you and you will meet the same fate as them. You have been warned. Oh, tell the rest of your friends too.(extreme asshole closeups)