Your performance at the office hasn't being to par lately and I am seriously considering getting rid of you. I know you have a family and desperately need this job. The only position I can offer you if you want to stay here is to be my human toilet, yes that's right, my human toilet. I am sure you have noticed that I use the facilities to three times a day; once after my coffee in the morning, second time is after my big massive lunch and my third is right before I head home. Do you think your the personal toiler boy I am looking for? In the video I explain in great detail what specifically yo... Show more