My high-end suit company who tailors suits for filthy rich men sent me out to a clients house to take his measurements for his suit and when I kneeled down to measure his leg I couldn't but to notice....well he practically had a third leg. I had to ask him if he has a bat between his legs because it was so abnormal. I literally had to run out of there as soon as I was done with the measurements before I did something I am not supposed to be doing since I am engaged to you.

So I thought about the situation the whole home honey and I realized something. My client isn't abnorm... Show more