I just noticed your wife driving off so I hope this isn't a bad time for me to come visit you and introduce myself. Welcome to Texas I know you two are new to the neighborhood and to the state. I couldn't help but notice that your wife was wearing sweats and tennis shoes when she left, where was she going dressed like that? I can't believe someone as handsome as yourself would be married to someone that leaves the house dressed that way. I am ALWAYS dressed this way and I am here to show you why all 10 of our surrounding neighbors are newly single. They were all married just like you are when ...

I just noticed your wife driving off so I hope this isn't a bad time for me to come visit you and introduce myself. Welcome to Texas I know you two are new to the neighborhood and to the state. I couldn't help but notice that your wife was wearing sweats and tennis shoes when she left, where was she going dressed like that? I can't believe someone as handsome as yourself would be married to someone that leaves the house dressed that way. I am ALWAYS dressed this way and I am here to show you why all 10 of our surrounding neighbors are newly single. They were all married just like you are when they arrived to the neighborhood but that has since changed. Give me a few minutes and I will show you what I have done to them all.