You are here because your friends told you what a nice ass I have and how you should come over and see it, but frankly, I am sick and tired of you and your friends bothering me and always checking out my ass. Let me show you exactly what I have done with the last three friends of yours that showed up at my door to "check out my ass." If you come around ONE MORE TIME, I am going to shrink you and you will meet the same fate as them. You have been warned. Oh, tell the rest of your friends too.(extreme asshole closeups)

You are here because your friends told you what a nice ass I have and how you should come over and see it, but frankly, I am sick and tired of you and your friends bothering me and always checking out my ass. Let me show you exactly what I have done with the last three friends of yours that showed up at my door to "check out my ass." If you come around ONE MORE TIME, I am going to shrink you and you will meet the same fate as them. You have been warned. Oh, tell the rest of your friends too.(extreme asshole closeups)