My high-end suit company who tailors suits for filthy rich men sent me out to a clients house to take his measurements for his suit and when I kneeled down to measure his leg I couldn't but to notice....well he practically had a third leg. I had to ask him if he has a bat between his legs because it was so abnormal. I literally had to run out of there as soon as I was done with the measurements before I did something I am not supposed to be doing since I am engaged to you.

So I thought about the situation the whole home honey and I realized something. My client isn't abnorm...

My high-end suit company who tailors suits for filthy rich men sent me out to a clients house to take his measurements for his suit and when I kneeled down to measure his leg I couldn't but to notice....well he practically had a third leg. I had to ask him if he has a bat between his legs because it was so abnormal. I literally had to run out of there as soon as I was done with the measurements before I did something I am not supposed to be doing since I am engaged to you.

So I thought about the situation the whole home honey and I realized something. My client isn't abnormal for having such a large penis, the abnormal one here is YOU! You are abnormal because you have you such a tiny little dick. You only have 4 inches of dick and that's on a good day. His dick is literally 4 times the size of yours!! ACTUALLY, all men's cocks are at least 3 times your size. I can't believe I said YES to you when you asked me to marry you. Your penis is 4 times smaller than the average cock hahaha how pathetic!!