Look, I know we can't have sexual relations - we've agreed, it would degrade our relationship to our bodies, to each other, and most importantly, to Jesus - but I heard from a friend that there's a way around it. Now, it might sound kind of weird at first, but hear me out...anal sex! No, it's only sodomy between two guys...I think. So, all you have to do is only have anal sex with me, and we can both maintain our relationship with our personal savior! Isn't it perfect?! Now, get hard, I want to try it right away! Mmm...wow. Your penis is so huge! We'll have to go slow at first...just until... Show more