This week, I was told that I didn't get the promotion I went out for - some jerk who just got hired last month got it! My boss told me its because I'm not assertive enough - I know what that's code for: you're too feminine! You're desperate, so you go down to that weird alternative medicine shop to see if there's anything you can do to change that! The woman at the store didn't really speak English but she seemed sure she had the thing for you! So, you head home with your packet of powder, eager to bring on some change. You sit down and mix it with water like the packet says, chugging it al... Show more